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Just Go, Already!

Alright, here’s something I have to vent about. I’m a lifelong pedestrian, and I live in New York City. I know that for many decades now, there has been a kind of war between pedestrians and drivers, made world famous by that scene with Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy (which was totally improvised). NYC Pedestrians are notorious for not wanting

Rotten to the Core

So the idea popped in my head the other day that Apple’s marketing people would figure out a way to get people to buy into the concept of cracked iPhone screens as a fashion statement, leading to a guy working at an Apple store whose entire job is to open new iPhones and gently crack the screens before selling them.

New Idea

Manga Carta: The history of England told in the style of a B&W Japanese comic book. In 300 chapters, of course. Just wait til they adapt it to an anime series. – Ben

The action movie that proves that one’s a crowd

Becky and I were driving past a movie theater yesterday and I saw that the titles were kind of squished together, and I was immediately inspired for the title (and subsequently the plot) of the next installment of the Bourne franchise: The Bourne Possession Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is dead. But that doesn’t mean he’s done with the action gig.

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

So, apparently today is World No Tobacco Day. I personally am not a smoker, and I’m doing what I can to encourage those friends of mine that currently smoke to quit. That said, I fully endorse everyone’s right to light up today (and any other day) if they so choose. So basically, I care very deeply about people on an

Return

Rebecca has returned from the Empire of the Rising Sun. Jet lag is still taking its toll, and NYC is a lot noisier than Chosei Mura, so there’s still a lot to get used to. However, progress is being made. She’s got a phone here now, and everything she had sent home in boxes, as well as her actual luggage,

Egon called it (a few decades too early)

But now it’s official: Print is Dead. – Ben

In Other News…

The Apocalypse has apparently begun. I weep for the future. – Ben

Kim Jong Un Hungry!

A mere 2 months after his dad died, Kim Jong Un agreed to suspend North Korea’s nuclear testing in exchange for 240,000 metric tonnes of food. Might last him the whole month. – Ben

Racing back up the charts

I was walking up Crescent St to get lunch today, and I passed by some scrap metal shop about a block or two south of the Queensboro Plaza train station, and the sounds of How Will I Know wafted through the air, and that’s when I realized, here we go. All her albums are going to be re-released. And they’ll

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